Wow. Today is going by S L O W. I lead a very boring life. Sucks.
So I don't have much to say. I just figured I should write something since I'm so bored and have NOTHING to do right now. I cleaned my entire house this morning, second day in a row. I'll be folding laundry tonight, what fun!!! Everyone clap for me now! I'm in the process of making dinner as I type. The kids are quiet and content watching a DVD. About time. And I'm jamming out to the music on my Myspace page. I seem to do that a lot.
I wrote the tattoo artist who did my swallows if he'd be willing to do my half sleeve. I sent him the picture and said I hate the head dress on the gypsy, and that I'd LOVE for him to change it up. I can't wait. I'm thinking the end of September I'll be getting my tattoo...I'm so excited. Then I'm getting my back covered up. THEN finally I should be done for awhile. But every time I say that I end up getting something else.
I've been telling everyone and their mother about these Green Tea Fat Burner pills. So far my friend Eric and his gf Rachel started them, Amy is going to buy them (as are my parents). These things are freaking awesome. I heart them with a passion. No weird crazy side effects. Just, not hungry..and loose weight.
My wrist that I broke gazillion years ago has been bugging me lately. I get this cramping feelings...and after typing or using it for awhile it starts to bug me...a lot. Last night it was really hurting. I had to motrin to try and help it. But it didn't.
Ok dinner is ready, must feed my starving children.
Later.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Friends are loving..
So I've just realized, girls who are best friends call each other some very rude, mean, very mean names. Like tonight I've been called by my best friends..
1. hooker
2. hookerface
3. whorebag
4. dildo
5. hussy
6. skank
7. fuckface
Now, I know this is all in good fun. I do it too. But for real how are girls supposed to have self esteem? Either that or I really a hookerface, whore bag with a dildo who acts like a hussy and skank at times.
Just kidding. I know I'm not.
1. hooker
2. hookerface
3. whorebag
4. dildo
5. hussy
6. skank
7. fuckface
Now, I know this is all in good fun. I do it too. But for real how are girls supposed to have self esteem? Either that or I really a hookerface, whore bag with a dildo who acts like a hussy and skank at times.
Just kidding. I know I'm not.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Speakerphone is wonderful.
OK, I'm sitting here waiting for freaking Sprint to help me. I've decided I need text messaging. I didn't use it awhile back, but I'd realized sometimes it's just easier to text someone something rather than call them and end up talking forever. So my wait time right now is freaking 10-15 minutes. Urgh. Anyway. I love speakerphone, I very rarely use that either. But I'm using it, laid my phone down and I'm going about my business while listening to porn music playing on the other end. Porn music, elevator music SAME damn thing.
My MIL was in town for two days. She's awesome with the kids and I love having her down. But sometimes she lets them do a little TO MUCH. She gave Camden a crayon. He ran off with it...I didn't know and she wasn't thinking "two year old, crayon NOT a good combo"...but whatever. All of a sudden I hear her say "Oh NO! This is my fault. Oh man!". I walk over to where she is standing to see my 2 year old couch which was NOT cheap COVERED in like 5 different color crayon. I sent Camden up to his room to protect him...I thought I was going to put my foot up his rear end. He KNOWS this is a bad thing. He has drawn on the couch with pen before...only in a very small section though, and I've gotten it out. So I proceed to get a wash cloth and some water and wipe it off. Nope, that is NOT working. So I said "Wonder what else I can use a Mister Clean eraser for?" I was hoping it wouldn't stain the couch, but how bad could that be? Seriously it's already completely covered in 2 year old drawings. Well Mister Clean eraser came to the rescue AGAIN. Like always. Those things are a life saver. If you don't have one with small children in the house, well you're missing out.
This is his "hrmmm I wonder what trouble I can get myself into" look. Looks good on him huh?
I got my hair cut. When don't I get it cut? I don't understand why I can't seem to just leave my hair alone. I'm always cutting it, or dying it. But its cute. Shorter than what I thought it was going to be.
Hrm, still on hold with Sprint. They take forever.
It's supposed to rain here for like the next two weeks. Awesome! Just what I've been looking forward to! Not. I love rain, it's calming, cools things down, keeps things living. But seriously who likes running from store to store while running errands with two children in the pouring rain? Not me. But I guess this is what I have to look forward to.
I started taking this Green Tea fat burner pills uhhh probably 4 days ago. I weighted myself this morning. Holy Crap Batman, I've lost 4lbs already. Only 6-7lbs to go and I'm at pre-baby weight. Those 10 last FREAKING pounds are the hardest to loose. But I'm gonna do it.
Oh oh, they answered. Whoa. OK I'm done here.
Later.Publish Post
My MIL was in town for two days. She's awesome with the kids and I love having her down. But sometimes she lets them do a little TO MUCH. She gave Camden a crayon. He ran off with it...I didn't know and she wasn't thinking "two year old, crayon NOT a good combo"...but whatever. All of a sudden I hear her say "Oh NO! This is my fault. Oh man!". I walk over to where she is standing to see my 2 year old couch which was NOT cheap COVERED in like 5 different color crayon. I sent Camden up to his room to protect him...I thought I was going to put my foot up his rear end. He KNOWS this is a bad thing. He has drawn on the couch with pen before...only in a very small section though, and I've gotten it out. So I proceed to get a wash cloth and some water and wipe it off. Nope, that is NOT working. So I said "Wonder what else I can use a Mister Clean eraser for?" I was hoping it wouldn't stain the couch, but how bad could that be? Seriously it's already completely covered in 2 year old drawings. Well Mister Clean eraser came to the rescue AGAIN. Like always. Those things are a life saver. If you don't have one with small children in the house, well you're missing out.
This is his "hrmmm I wonder what trouble I can get myself into" look. Looks good on him huh?I got my hair cut. When don't I get it cut? I don't understand why I can't seem to just leave my hair alone. I'm always cutting it, or dying it. But its cute. Shorter than what I thought it was going to be.
Hrm, still on hold with Sprint. They take forever.
It's supposed to rain here for like the next two weeks. Awesome! Just what I've been looking forward to! Not. I love rain, it's calming, cools things down, keeps things living. But seriously who likes running from store to store while running errands with two children in the pouring rain? Not me. But I guess this is what I have to look forward to.
I started taking this Green Tea fat burner pills uhhh probably 4 days ago. I weighted myself this morning. Holy Crap Batman, I've lost 4lbs already. Only 6-7lbs to go and I'm at pre-baby weight. Those 10 last FREAKING pounds are the hardest to loose. But I'm gonna do it.
Oh oh, they answered. Whoa. OK I'm done here.
Later.Publish Post
Sunday, August 19, 2007
I hate the oceanfront.
Ha ha! I'm back like I said I would be. So, this weekend was fun and pure hell all at the same time I must admit. Friday, Ian found out he didn't have to go to work ALL weekend. The first in like a very very long time. I was excited. Finally a break! I got my hair dyed Friday night..back to brown I went. I couldn't stand the blonde anymore. Even though I am a natural blonde, I find brown just fits me and my skin tone better. I looked washed out with blonde. Saturday....that was a lot of fighting. Ian and I fought all day long. We've been doing that a lot lately. One of those phases, or maybe not. But whatever. The family and I went over to Ian's friends house because ALL his friends from NoVa were down. We have a BBQ and after like two hours I was ready to go. Of course Ian wasn't, but I was sick of chasing Camden around....thats 2 year olds for you. But I was exhausted and didn't feel like doing it anymore. So around 9:30 we left.
Right when we got home, I left for the oceanfront. My friend Amy, Jenn and Kylie were down there at a hotel visiting from NoVa. Let me tell you, I HATE HATE HATE driving around the oceanfront during the summer. I feel like I'm going to run someone over at any moment, slap a girl, or scream. There are so MANY freaking people in a small space. Anyway, once I got there we walked along the beach street...listening to the musician play at each street corner. That was pretty cool if I dare say. Back to the hotel we headed, hung around and finally around midnight I decided to head back home. But I forgot my neighbor Danni was having a party, so I stopped there before going home. Hahaha, home? I didn't get there till 3am. Danni and Kristen are so much fun. We drank, sat in the backyard, bitched about our husbands, took PLENTY of funny pictures. Kristen is moving tomorrow to GA. I'm gonna miss this girl. We lived in South Carolina together for almost two years, and then have lived here together for almost two years. It's going to be weird not having her "down the street".
Today was A LOT of shopping. Ian leaves tomorrow for like a week...(yesssssssssssss!! hi five buddy!) so there were underwear, t-shirts, candy, drinks, etc to buy. I also took Camden to Nikki and Brian's. We hung out there for a couple hours while Tyler and Ian had some father-son time playing frisbee golf.
Oh shit, it's 7pm and I haven't made dinner yet. Maybe I should do that huh?
Later gator.
Right when we got home, I left for the oceanfront. My friend Amy, Jenn and Kylie were down there at a hotel visiting from NoVa. Let me tell you, I HATE HATE HATE driving around the oceanfront during the summer. I feel like I'm going to run someone over at any moment, slap a girl, or scream. There are so MANY freaking people in a small space. Anyway, once I got there we walked along the beach street...listening to the musician play at each street corner. That was pretty cool if I dare say. Back to the hotel we headed, hung around and finally around midnight I decided to head back home. But I forgot my neighbor Danni was having a party, so I stopped there before going home. Hahaha, home? I didn't get there till 3am. Danni and Kristen are so much fun. We drank, sat in the backyard, bitched about our husbands, took PLENTY of funny pictures. Kristen is moving tomorrow to GA. I'm gonna miss this girl. We lived in South Carolina together for almost two years, and then have lived here together for almost two years. It's going to be weird not having her "down the street".
Today was A LOT of shopping. Ian leaves tomorrow for like a week...(yesssssssssssss!! hi five buddy!) so there were underwear, t-shirts, candy, drinks, etc to buy. I also took Camden to Nikki and Brian's. We hung out there for a couple hours while Tyler and Ian had some father-son time playing frisbee golf.
Oh shit, it's 7pm and I haven't made dinner yet. Maybe I should do that huh?
Later gator.
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Boobin Grabbin...
So I'm on the phone with my friend Jenni and she tells me I have to start blogging. Well here I am. Wonderful huh. I guess I'll just come here, vent often, tell my story, talk about my events, keep everyone who cares updated on my children. This will be a blast. Right? Maybe wrong. But whatever. I signed up so it's a done deal huh?
It's midnight. Home alone with my two boys, who are sleeping soundly and there's a huge thunderstorm that just rolled in. I love thunderstorms. I love how it smells outside, the wind is blowing, the sound of the rain and the random crashing of the lightening. Somehow in my strange world it's calming.
This past week has been a roller coaster, let me tell you. My husband's best friend Eric and his girlfriend came down two weekends in a row. And both weekends I had a freaking blast. They are so much fun to be around. We drank, talked, laughed a lot, made fools of ourselves, and took a shit ton of pictures. Have I mentioned I'm a camera whore. I totally am. No shame in it though.
This weekend, my best friend Amy, her sister Jenn, Kylie and some other people are coming down. It should be so much fun. And Ian will actually have off work. Once in a lifetime event I must say. I can't wait. I guess this is where I'll end things. I'll update after this weekend.
Peace, love and chicken grease.
It's midnight. Home alone with my two boys, who are sleeping soundly and there's a huge thunderstorm that just rolled in. I love thunderstorms. I love how it smells outside, the wind is blowing, the sound of the rain and the random crashing of the lightening. Somehow in my strange world it's calming.
This past week has been a roller coaster, let me tell you. My husband's best friend Eric and his girlfriend came down two weekends in a row. And both weekends I had a freaking blast. They are so much fun to be around. We drank, talked, laughed a lot, made fools of ourselves, and took a shit ton of pictures. Have I mentioned I'm a camera whore. I totally am. No shame in it though.
This weekend, my best friend Amy, her sister Jenn, Kylie and some other people are coming down. It should be so much fun. And Ian will actually have off work. Once in a lifetime event I must say. I can't wait. I guess this is where I'll end things. I'll update after this weekend.
Peace, love and chicken grease.
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